Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022

julius caesar lopez

julius caesar lopez is jez’s hot ass boyfriend.

“damn julius caesar lopez is HER boyfriend?”

by j’s tankk April 17, 2022

Little Caesars

The short, straight-across bangs that most barbers want to give you.

Went to a new barber and they gave me the Little Caesars even though I said I didn't want short bangs.

by Unchangeable Bird October 01, 2021

Caesared

the opposite of soupt. to get a suddenly annoyed or frustrated

I’m caesared as fuck, my roommate ate my leftovers

by FratcatFrank November 12, 2022