fade the cakes

The act of having sex

After drinking all night we went back to her house to fade the cakes

by Spaxxxxxx July 9, 2018

waxin' the cakes

An absolute plowing from behind where typically the male pulls out his member before spunkification and "frosts" the woman's cakes. Occasionally, the male will use his hands in a waxing motion to cover the entire ass with man juice, thus frosting, or waxin' the cakes. Once the said cakes are waxed, the female sits on the mans chest then spins around and licks up the icing.

The first time Rosie let Edward hit it from behind, he pulled out early and started waxin' the cakes.

by BirdaLooch December 25, 2007

The Cakey

One person holds a piece of cake while a second person squirts on it. The Squirt Cake is fed to the third person watching.

Homesteader and in honor of Cakey

Shroom loves to eat The Cakey that WGMI squirted on.

by CryptoHomesteader September 23, 2022

Shake the cakes

Exercising.
Going to the gym to shake off the calories from all the cakes and junk you over indulged in over the weekend.

“What you doing right now?”
“I’m at the gym, trying to shake the cakes”

by Ba2kie August 10, 2024

Retrograding the Cakehole

retrograding the cakehole

(verb)

1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.

2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.

3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.

A: “Bro I think dinosaurs died because they smoked too much volcano.”
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”

Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”

Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”

(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)

by godofbread November 19, 2025

The Two Cakes Proposition

The idea that all scenarios in which there are two pieces of media with one that seems, "Inferior," can be solved by viewing both pieces of media as cakes. When there are two cakes, most would be inclined to eat both instead of just one, thus, they would consume both pieces of media.

Guy 1: Why would I play Hytale with you? Minecraft is way better!

Guy 2: Why not? Just think about the Two Cakes Proposition.

by JKCwillwreckyou February 12, 2026

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.

Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019