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Bonk

Basically a member of THB or a certified 24 karat Conket. Essentially anyone who isn't even up to the level of gronk, and is a gold plated conk.
Have a go at these Bonks. Thb wish they were Conkets
by EbsuzaKbm April 13, 2021
mugGet the Bonkmug.

bonk

man bonk is so cool, everyone loves bonk and they have brilliant taste in women (and they're not a furry)
“i should be more like bonk”
by bonktopia July 2, 2021
mugGet the bonkmug.

Anal Bonk

a) momentary accidental anal

b) continued unwilling painful anal

verb : Anal Bonked

title : Anal Bonker

c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.

b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.

verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.

title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".

c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023
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Bonk

1. A generic insult to one’s intelligence.

2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.

This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.
“Good googly moogly, Trevor’s bonk-ass got fired from his job for trying to hook up with his boss. That shits bonk!”

“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”
by bonkassdude January 24, 2018
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bonk

sexual intercourse, used in place of fucking, a sextape/porn, or fuck buddy.
i want to bonk you so hard.
oh him? he's my bonkbro.
we made a bonktape last night.
by snuffybun January 31, 2020
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bonk

"bonk, you're dead"
by Pathetic Ranch May 7, 2019
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Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025
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