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Flying Burrito

Any decent fighter has a great finishing move. Don't hesitate to adopt the Flying Burrito. Take a running start at a dazed or drunken opponent, and leap with arms stretched over your head, turning your body so that you fly parallel to the ground. Crush your opponent.
Chuck Norris: "There is no defense for the Flying Burrito."
by Lawgina July 24, 2008
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poop burrito

when all of your food comes out at once
by Jessica Sue January 27, 2004
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smelly burrito

The act of a girl releasing demons on your penile area while engaging in butt sex...
"Dude the other night me and rebecca were exchanging sauces and she gave me a smelly burrito"...
by dino spahhmonie March 11, 2008
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kim burrito

When someone wraps themself up in a twister mat in a burrito-like fashion. Usually, the person is named Kim and alcohol is involved. Once completed, the person announces the fact that he or she is a "kim burrito."
Kim: "Oh look, a twister mat..."
*rolls herself up*
Kim: "I'M A KIM BURRITO!"
by O.B. July 31, 2008
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Jesus Burrito

A Burrito made by Jesus. The holiest burrito known to man. Also see Moses Taco.
"Man, eating a Jesus Burrito is like going to church everyday for a month straight and then getting really bad gas."
by Joseph Mihalski February 5, 2004
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lobster burrito

East Coast Lobster Burrito: When you are doing a chick missionary and you reach down and pinch both her nipples.

West Coast Lobster Burrito: Same as east coast but doing her doggy and reaching around to pinch the nipples.

Southwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above, but girl is doing reverse cowgirl.

Northwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above but girl is doing girl on top drinking a starbucks while the guy is smoking a joint and Nirvana is playing in the background.
dude, I totally gave my girl a lobster burrito last night and now her titties are all red.
by JMM-ATX March 17, 2008
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burnt burrito

Chris is a burnt burrito, his mom is Mexican and his dad is Black.
by deucey October 24, 2006
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