Anus aniliation

when you take a big CRAP and it hurts so bad that youre anus feels like it just got destroyed!

Anus aniliation kills the butthole

by MARSHAMAR September 5, 2007

anus munchies

it will put an end to any awkwardly serious conversation you dont want to be in.

Person 1 - "booma chic cowboy how ya been?"

Person 2 - "boosh mawn, not so positive, not so negative."

Person 1 - "anus munchies"

Person 2 - "You're a dick"

by old man haskins June 12, 2008

anus lover

Someone who makes love to and is in love with an anus.

Zach Armstrong is such an anus lover. He licks his sisters anus 24/7.

by dingle stick November 8, 2014

The Devil's Anus

When a person shits so furiously and aggressively that it tears the insides causing stomach acid to flow out of the anus, which will come into contact with the open wounds from the torn anus, causing an intense burning down there.

"My husband was a good man, but he died of The Devil's Anus."

by PartEikooc December 26, 2020

captain anus

Captain Anus - Referring to a humorous and uninhibited social group member. Often the person who takes a joke "one step too far".

We were all laughing at the series of double entendre until Captain Anus took it one step too far, but graphically describing the coloration of his anal region.

by Flange! November 27, 2015

dragon anus

the act of putting a 1000 degree knife in someones asshole

she told me do dragon anus and got a knife from the kitchen and blow torches

by baked beans in your butt November 18, 2018

Ripping anus

The action of farting loud enough for the others to hear and smell. It is mostly looked down upon, unless you like the smell of other's gases.

*unnerving sound, followed by a unpleasant smell.*
1:Dude!
2:what?!
1:Are you Ripping Anus?
2:heh ^^
1:Wow fag..-_-"

by SV_Griefer March 13, 2008