Tequila Sunrise

When a guy stretches his ball sack out so it's thin, and then puts a flashlight behind it, and then he moves one of his balls from one side to the other, much like a sunrise

Mike like's showing off his tequila sunrise making skills to the ladies

by J.R.D. October 30, 2009

tequila sunrise

The act of pounding tequila shots (with lime and salt), then eating out your womans vagina in a drunken sex craze, and promptly passing out. The tequila sunrise will be the rash-like caked on crust around your mouth in the morning that will take weeks to heal.

People thought I had painted my face up like a clown the night before but little did they know it was just a tequila sunrise.

by alphahooker May 5, 2005

Tequila Shark

Someone who drinks tequila straight from the bottle or someone who hogs the tequilla

My mom stopped being a tequilla shark after going to AA meetings;

"Katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, I guess we are going to have to use triple sec now."
"Ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!"

by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011

tequila bisexual

A person of professed homosexual identity who when under the influence of drugs or alcohol will be sexually intimate with an opposite cisgender partner. During sober interactions, the tequila bisexual will flatly deny any heterosexual attraction. This situation is caused by people who insist that someone must "choose a team" or that bisexuality isn't a legitimate sexually identity. It is the opposite of a two beer queer

John's boyfriend Marcus was drinking margaritas last night and ranting about how bisexuals need to pick a side. Guess who he made out with after? Erin!!! He is such a tequila bisexual.

by PinkZebra September 8, 2015

Taquicardio

Nickname for someone who speeds up your heartbeat.

"Look at that hot guy!"
"Oooo he's a Taquicardio."

by China567 May 29, 2016

tequila moonrise

One has to sip tequila out of a man's asshole, (the man is mooning the sipper

I snuck out last night so my dad made me do a tequila moonrise on him

by jackednrexi January 15, 2009

Tequila Sunrise

The time of day at which the sun breaches the tequila horizon of the night prior. The time of day at which your eyes finally recognize the sun really did come up again (literally) after a night drinking tequila thinking (metaphorically) it never would.

Damn, I was super late to work today. I had an 8:00AM meeting, but my tequila sunrise wasn't until 9:42AM.

by Sunsh!ne H!ghway July 14, 2010