Lane Tactics

where you start at the opposite end of room then start beating the fuck out of your dick and start running towards your S/O and shove your penis into her vagina and bust a nut so you can speedrun sex

yo me and my wife wanted a baby but i was too tired to have regular sex, so we did the Lane Tactics

by datkfeefers April 13, 2023

tactical spew

to be sick on purpose with the intention to carry on drinking even more alcohol

fuck me man, i was so fucking cunted last night i had 15 tactical spews just to make it past 10 o'clock.

by jody October 30, 2003

Tactical Fart

The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.

I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

Tactical nap

When you sleep for an optimal number of hours (i.e. not enough), the night before a massive deadline or exam.

I have to tactical nap to revise for this exam I have tomorrow

by IML May 1, 2010

Tactical Penis

Of having a penis that is ergonomically retro-fitted to operate at optimum efficiency in vaginal situations

Alas, he had a most Tactical Penis. Thousands gazed upon it's wondrous glory for years to come.

by hahahacough January 17, 2011

Jew Tactics

1)Actions that are deemed to be cheap, such as stealing the last slice, taking shotgun even when someone else has called it, and being overall cheap and jewish like my uncle.

2)Doing something in a video game that is cheap, sneeky, or blatently against the stated rules. Also as being the cheapest character in the game or betraying your team mates. SEE Joey Tactics...Also, modding, standby-ing, circle boosting, dummy glitching, super-bouncing, or getting the shotgun or sword.

1)Guy #1:I call shotgun
Guy #2:*runs to the car and gets in anyways*...friggen twitty

2)Guy #1: I am going to pwn this noob
Guy #2: No way man, *switches SMG with sword and slashes opponent*
Guy #1: Jew Tactics

by $$K-Rock$$ November 15, 2006

mack tactics

copyrighted by maxwell, of chico. mac tactics is one's form of hitting on girls.

GAWD brett! you have the WORST mack tactics ever!

by b-rett May 9, 2005