don't stick your dick in crazy

A relatively recent but perennially true maxim, advising one to refrain from sexual congress with the unbalanced.

Bro 1: Dude, that girl with the Tori Amos shirt is HOT.
Bro 2: Bro, bro, always remember: Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy. Here me now and believe me later.

by Harry Krinkle November 5, 2013

stick your dick in crazy

When have sex with a girl and then she turns out to be completely crazy amd winds up dragging you into all kinds of drama.

Guy 1: "Dude, that girl is a complete nut job"
Guy 2: "I know! Word of advice man, don't stick your dick in crazy."

by Wolflord4 June 3, 2018

stick a sock in it

stick/put a sock in it means: shut up, be quiet

do me a favor and stick a sock in it.

by shervin January 24, 2014

kicked in the stick

Another word for being kicked in the penis or privates

Shit, I've just been kicked in the stick, my dick! My dick! The pain the pain!!!

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

stick your dick in me

When a female is so horny, that she wants her soulmate to fuck her in her ass or pussy. Most have prefered pussy.

"Stick your dick in me- OH YES-".

by .-CouldYouStop-. November 28, 2017

Stick Your Dick in a Beehive

When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.

When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."

by dgull December 26, 2013

stick a dick in it

My favorite phrase meaning "Shut up"

"Stick a dick in it, mofo."

by Suzi January 7, 2004