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Stripper Whipped

When you go to an exotic venue that has multiple ladies conducting erotic choreographed dance movies in their sexiest outfit. Soon one dancer will catch you starring and invite you to the back for VIP dances. Before you know it, you are Stripper Whipped. She has got you!! Many scholars have attempted to figure ways to get out of this phenomenon. Unfortunately, there is no answer. Only cure is when you give away all your money and dignity to them. They will walk away and have you wanting more.
Bro I went to a strip club last night. I got super Stripper Whipped and fell in love with her. Spent all my rent and lunch money on her. I'm broke as a joke son!!
by One man party!! July 3, 2023
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Stripper Strep

After a stripper feeds the bird and a day later you can’t swallow anything.
Hey Larry what happened to your voice?

Sapphire was feeding the bird during my lap dance last night at Ba Da Bing

Oh snap, yeah you totally have stripper strep
by Mathemagician January 16, 2021
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stripper crumbs

The cumulative debris that falls into the stage during an exotic dance. Such debris includes body glitter, sweat, pole grease, hair, dead skin, and crumpled up one dollar bills.
The stage had to be wiped free of stripper crumbs before the next dancer performed
by strippercrumbsexpert August 14, 2016
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Stripper ikea

A dumb ass kid that dances on poles at church because they think they will clout but instead they get weird perverts on there Snapchat
John: look he is a stripper ikea

Susana: ya I hope he knows about the perverts looking at him
by Therealzzstripper May 14, 2020
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stripper dent

A stripper thats been pounded in the ass so many times, she actually has a round dent on dat ass!
I ain't makin it rain on her she's got a stripper dent.
by RatFink1 July 29, 2009
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Stripper Strength

...the amount of strength and psychotic anger it takes for a woman to throw a brick through an automobile windshield. Women exclusive, male version-retard strength.
" My wife got so pissed at me, last night, she punched me with stripper strength and knocked my tooth loose.
by Oof Son of Ouch May 20, 2010
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Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.
When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.
by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010
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