Crunchy Stripper

A stripper that’s crunchier than usual. Typically found in Las Vegas.

“Dude, those Vegas Strippers are crunchy strippers. Hella crunchy. We are better off with the ones in Atlantic City.”

by clhartostfeld March 1, 2021

Stripper Rules

Look, but don't touch

(example from Harley Quinn s1 e5

Dr Psycho: While we're in here, you all follow hooker rules.

Poison Ivy: No kissing on the mouth?
Dr Psycho: Sorry, stripper rules. Look, but don't touch.

by duolingobutbetter February 4, 2023

stripper cash

A large bundle of $1.00 bills that may be spent on anything, not just at the strip club. strippers, strip club, $1.00, dollar bill, money, singles, honey money

I brought a lot of stripper cash to tip the valets at the hotel.

by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017

Stripper ikea

A dumb ass kid that dances on poles at church because they think they will clout but instead they get weird perverts on there Snapchat

John: look he is a stripper ikea

Susana: ya I hope he knows about the perverts looking at him

by Therealzzstripper May 14, 2020

Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.

When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.

by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010

Stripper Convention

A party where every girl is a total whore and will grind or fuck any male in the vicinity

damn, that party wasn't just a grindfest, it was a stripper convention.

by <3Weed October 19, 2009

Stripper Tanlines

Tan lines that make you look like a stripper.
i.e. megan and kristin.

Those stripper tanlines are a bit ridiculous!

by retart1234567890 May 3, 2010