Crunchy Stripper

A stripper that’s crunchier than usual. Typically found in Las Vegas.

“Dude, those Vegas Strippers are crunchy strippers. Hella crunchy. We are better off with the ones in Atlantic City.”

by clhartostfeld March 1, 2021

Stripper Rules

Look, but don't touch

(example from Harley Quinn s1 e5

Dr Psycho: While we're in here, you all follow hooker rules.

Poison Ivy: No kissing on the mouth?
Dr Psycho: Sorry, stripper rules. Look, but don't touch.

by duolingobutbetter February 4, 2023

stripper cash

A large bundle of $1.00 bills that may be spent on anything, not just at the strip club. strippers, strip club, $1.00, dollar bill, money, singles, honey money

I brought a lot of stripper cash to tip the valets at the hotel.

by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017

Stripper Strep

After a stripper feeds the bird and a day later you can’t swallow anything.

Hey Larry what happened to your voice?

Sapphire was feeding the bird during my lap dance last night at Ba Da Bing

Oh snap, yeah you totally have stripper strep

by Mathemagician January 16, 2021

stripper dent

A stripper thats been pounded in the ass so many times, she actually has a round dent on dat ass!

I ain't makin it rain on her she's got a stripper dent.

by RatFink1 July 29, 2009

Stripper Strength

...the amount of strength and psychotic anger it takes for a woman to throw a brick through an automobile windshield. Women exclusive, male version-retard strength.

" My wife got so pissed at me, last night, she punched me with stripper strength and knocked my tooth loose.

by Oof Son of Ouch May 20, 2010

Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.

When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.

by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010