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camel spider

The ideal housepet. This arachnid is neither truly a spider, nor a scorpion, but a lovable member of the order Solifugae, which in Latin, translates roughly to 'ones that flee from the sun'.

This animal can grow up to approximately 12-15 cm (5-6 in).
They have two large, hooked pincers which assist in catching and masticating their prey. They are also able to easily escape many enclosures, due to their ability to run up glass and bite through most wire mesh. If one escapes, there is really no good course of action. It can run up to 10 mph over short distances, and is very maneuverable. It may also pursue you if it senses a threat.

Although it is not venomous, Its sharp fangs tear a disproportionately large bite which is prone to infection. They eat approximately their body mass in food every two days, so keep them full, and they will be less prone to escape and chew your family.
Bill - "Hey, Jim, check out my camel spider! I'm teaching him to sit on my hand!"
Jim - "Why the hell did you get one of them? The only good thing about them is they only live 18 months!"
Bill - "No, they're cuddl-" (Screams as it masticates his thumb)
by SamFearsClowns September 6, 2007
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Spider robot

A robot based off the look of a spider. It has eight legs like a normal one would.

It is NOT a robot spider though, see Robot spider
"Check out the robot spider I killed!"

"Thats a spider robot idiot..."
by Dreamparacite May 10, 2005
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spider-girl (the gwen stacy)

when you bust a nut inside her pussy, then pull out and proceed to jump on her stomach, which results in the cum shooting out of her violently onto the wall
I turned my wife into spider-girl (the gwen stacy) while she was watching spiderman into the spiderverse
by meatspindotcom October 2, 2019
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Brown Spider

A metaphor used to describe one's anus.
"Myra bent over too moon us. Unknowingly to her everybody saw her brown spider."
by JollyRoger20 February 1, 2006
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spooky spider surprise

The scourge of spider web laden overhanging tree limbs common to otherwise friendly appearing neighborhood sidewalks; of particular concern during casual night time strolls when the unsuspecting are unpleasantly surprised by a face-full of webbing and their pissed off spider occupants.
Oh snap! Timmy got himself a spooky spider surprise with a massive face full of spider web shit and spider eggs in his mouth, there's no tellin' where the spiders ended up...just look at 'em run!!
by YAWA July 21, 2018
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Spider-Man

A superhero belonging to Marvel Comics. Because of a bite taken from a radioactive spider, young college student Peter Parker has the ability to climb walls, to sense danger, and to shoot webs like a spider. He made a costume for a wrestling match, a burglar shot Peter's Uncle Ben, Peter went after the burglar, and killed him. Peter changed his costume to the costume we know today. And that's the origin of Spider-Man.
Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.
by Adam McCaffery July 2, 2003
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Michigan Barking Spider

It's a "FART"
Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.
by Damage Goods January 6, 2012
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