spooky goblin 

pouring the contents of a glowstick onto male genitalia

spooky goblin by Anonymous July 2, 2003

spooky moster 

When you have sex with a girl in a darkened closet, and having completed the act, step out of the closet and slide open the other door of the closet, to reveal a black man wearing either a tuxedo, or nothing at all besides a top hat and a bow tie, who, after being spotted by the girl, proceeds to tip his hat and say "surprise" or sometimes "boo".

"Dude, i tried to a pull the spooky moster on some chick the other night, but she called the cops."

spooky moster by The Fox September 25, 2005

spooky tooth 

when a girl has extremely bad teeth. Similar to a snaggletooth.

Yo, this chick looked hot, until she smiled and flashed her spooky tooth.

spooky tooth by TexasBlake September 9, 2003

Spooky Stork 

A term used to describe a slightly frightening avian creature, or a spooky stork. Also used as a slightly hurtful name.

Me: Woah, that's one Spooky Stork!

Spooky Stork by StanTheStork December 18, 2013

Spooky cock 

when you show your dick to a girl and it spooks her becuse of how big it is. that means you have a spooky cock.

Last night when Ashley was at my house, I showed her my spooky cock. She screamed when she saw how big it is.

Spooky cock by eocsirbekaj October 17, 2009

Spooky Bomb 

Getting drunk and disappearing on your friends at a bar/party AKA Irish goodbye

Smitty was having a great time until he realized his ride spooky bombed and left him at the bar alone.

Spooky Bomb by ScottyDHoe March 4, 2015

spooky cactus 

A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.

'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'

spooky cactus by Celestia Cloud April 21, 2005