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huntsman spider

a large fucking spider that is harmless but is gigantic and feared by many australians. this spider is found in houses mainly during summer because they love the heat, they feast on insects. they just sit on you’re wall still until you try to kill it they zoom off somewhere else in a fast pace. they are brown, short haired, skinny and massive sized and the size is probably why so many australians are petrified of then
dude there was a huge huntsman spider in my room, i ran out of my room and was petrified.
by didnotask1 January 20, 2020
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dead spider

bro, that extremely tanned individual smells like a dead spider.
by yojan the great May 8, 2018
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spider tits

Woman version of spider man who swings and shoots web from her tits
Wow look at that emily go swinging every which way with those spider tits
by fifi1234 January 7, 2016
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brampton-spider

Brampton-spider is the nigga who got bit by an Indian has super powers. They probably say they're not from brampton but those niggas are lying. They got the power to eat any chicken clean
Guy 1: You guys see da brampton-spider?
Guy 2: Yea, he ate the fried chicken clean fam
Brampton-spider: I'm not from Brampton
by Black Airforce Nigga February 19, 2020
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wolf spider

Noun sing. When long anal hairs protrude from gluteal cheeks right near the anus and resemble a large ominous wolf spider peering from the crack of flesh colored rocks in the southwestern desert regions.
I was finally gettin’ some sweet parking lot tuna from behind, but when I glanced down and saw the huge muddy Wolf Spider I lost my erection.
by Hot Dog Goblin December 10, 2017
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Spider Farts

When you smell a smell in your house, but never can find where it's coming from.
"Where's that smell coming from?"
"Spider farts."
by Your Bum April 17, 2014
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Spiders Nightclub

A legendary alternative nightclub situated in Hull, England. Home of cheap drinks, fine women, great music and friendly staff for over 20 years.
Joe: "You going to Spiders this weekend?"
John: "Certainly am"
by Rust In Peace May 13, 2005
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