Spanish Backhand

Having a wank with ones right leg cocked at an angle such that your right arm can reach underneath to grip the penis with the knuckles facing upward.

I had a top spanish backhand last night.

by brenny123 January 9, 2009

spanish waiter

To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.

"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."

by Tron Carter Jr. September 20, 2008

spanish masturbation

1. The act of rhythmically thrusting the penis between a pair of breasts.
2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.

si ella estaba masturbandome con sus tetas, se llama 'Spanish Masturbation'

by Dan October 19, 2004

Spanish Seagull

When one dons a sombrero and fake mustache and proceeds to circle their sexual partner as if they were a heaping pile of trash. Once the Spanish Seagull lands it mounts its partner from ontop of the headboard while flapping it's "wings" and making birdcalls. Upon climax, the Spanish Seagull sprays its load onto the highest point it can reach in the room and then makes a nest out of objects in the room.

My girlfriend dumped me after I showed her the Spanish Seagull and made a nest out of her baby pictures.

by Banana hammock 123 October 26, 2009

speak spanish

To understand something to the fullest extent. Derived from "you don't even understand", and "we don't do that at camp ojai". Ultimately the coolest term in the world.

You don't even speak spanish.

by Gangstarjman October 1, 2006

spanish blowjob

while caressing the erect male penis between the female mamories, at the male climax the femal opens her mouth and recives and swallows a portion of man juice (cum)

only try if u r one talented bitch

by kuc62 October 6, 2003

mother fucker in spanish

Singao is mother fucker in cuban spanish. Also if you just want to take the spanish word for fucker and mother and put them together it would be Madre (mother) Chingado (fucker male) or Chingada (fucker female). I prefer the cuban version since it is just quicker.

Coma mi panocha singao! or Chupa mi pito madre chigado! That is mother fucker in spanish, the cuban version and the smart ass version.

by Katiana October 14, 2006