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Slurping kittens

To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.
Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.
by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013
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slurp the turtle

To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.
by passtheturtle May 24, 2018
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Slurp my gooch

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.
Slurp my gooch.”
by Goochslurper October 29, 2020
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Dick-slurping run

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.
Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater
by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014
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slurp-n-gulp

The act of performing a blowjob and swallowing the cum.
Barry has been extremely busy doing slurp-n-gulp action.
by Dictionarypages January 2, 2014
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Slurp-a-derp

Pass the bong, I’m gonna slurp-a-derp
by Whatevrgirl March 12, 2021
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Slurp Your Soup

Slurp your soup can be used to say:

Break a leg!
Good luck!
No Worries!

Slurp Your Soup can also be used to say hello and goodbye.
Anne: I'm so nervous!
Rose: Don't worry! Slurp Your Soup!
Anne: I gtg, Slurp Your Soup!
by allirose June 14, 2018
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