dick slot

The gap in an open front commercial toilet seat

Friend 1: How was that sit?
Friend 2: Dude, it was comfortable because the toilet seat had a dick slot.

by IHATERIIDO April 15, 2009

loot sloot

An alternative to the "money honey" nickname for ladies on CNBC. Loot sloot describes a female who will do stuff for money, and not much of it.

Steve and Vito are sitting in the office watching CNBC. Vito sez to Steve, "Check out the loot sloot on Morning Call, I'd love to get into her portfolio."

by SK19 May 11, 2006

Slot badger

Slang term for a paedophile

Leave that kid alone ya slot badger!

by steve December 3, 2003

slootie

a girl who is younger than you thats a hoe, dresses premiscuiously and looks sexy doing it.

roger and sam see some girls walking down the street..
Roger: damn those girls are fine..
Sam: ohh yeah they dont look any older than 18
Roger: yeah gotta love them slooties

by rachel t June 21, 2006

Slorts

An evolution of jorts: When one makes a pair of cut-off, unhemmed shorts out of a pair of slacks.

When we began this road trip, Lane didn't even know what jorts were. Now look at him...He's gone on and taken it to a new level, and invented slorts!

by b3n d0v3r August 8, 2010

Friday Night Death Slot

When a TV show's schedule is moved to Fridays, it is expected to be cancelled because no one will be home to watch it on Friday nights :(

Jon: Dude Southland's scheduled on a Friday night death slot.

Don: What?

Jon: IT MEANS IT'S GONNA BE CANCELLED.

by MAD Peee May 20, 2009

Sloth caboose

When many attractive girls travel with one ugly one at the end; see Brain, sloth, or brain train.

"Oh man, looks like the brain train is rolling in, hopefully the sloth caboose gets knocked off."

by Rob Engle September 11, 2005