A 26 or older virgin that lives in his mother's basement searching for a wife but always fails in the most stupid ways possible
by White Phoenix doing stuff as a October 30, 2018

A brand of peanut butter.
Bruno Mars: Stop! Wait a minute. Fill my cup. Put some liquor in it. Take a sip. Sign a check. Julio! Get the stretch. Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi. If we show up, we're gonna show out- smoother than a fresh jar of skippy
by @BigTrouble03 April 30, 2015

by mjb2 August 3, 2018

by Jason Bourne IV September 27, 2021

We can't stay in Hotels associated with Holiday Inn anymore because Silas decided to womp a skippy in the indoor pool at the Holiday Inn Express in Cincinnati.
by Butt Knocker January 5, 2024
