bollocky wank shite

general discust in the situation or frustration.

person one : no white paint in here!

person two: oh bollocky wank shite.

by megaturd March 11, 2010

Love at first shite

Playing tinder on the toilet, the act of swiping before wiping.

When making a log deposit becomes a beautiful moment.

"Dude, check out this ten".
"I'm not touching your phone, I know where you've been"
"But dude, it was love at first shite"

by Lanky Charlie January 23, 2015

big bottle of shite

Frosty Jacks

I am away down to Floy street to drink a big bottle of shite

by Lolupdara May 5, 2018

Fuck Shite Bastard

A phrase used by Leitrim culchies when they make a mistake or hurt themselves.

Eamon: hai soft lad hand me that there board like a hood man.
Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt

by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020

Stockin o shite

A rural irish expression to state your lack of interest in a particular subject.

Liam: Hey did you see Steve got one of them new iPhones?

Johnny: You know what, I couldn't give a stockin o shite what that hoor got!

by Kwaka Rules December 1, 2009

Blaire Shite

A very nasty thing on the internet, that talks garbage.

Oh look there is Blaire Shite on the internet, again.

by OnisionisCool May 20, 2018

Shite Pipe Train

The act of multiple Gay men haveing anal sex in a line.

My arse is red raw after that shite pipe train

by Andybhoy1995163 July 19, 2011