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shit-fuck

(noun)
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)

1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe

individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.

2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.

3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'

2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'

3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'

4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'

5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK

was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
mugGet the shit-fuckmug.

Shit fuck for brains

What, you new?
What are you, a Shit Fuck For Brains?
by Discreet Sectrearions December 2, 2020
mugGet the Shit fuck for brainsmug.

Shit-Fucking

When you squat over someone’s butt hole and shit in it and they pass it back
Tyler:yo Jessica you wanna start Shit-Fucking

Jessica: eww that’s gross but hot *creams*
by BallsInAllOurJawses69 January 8, 2022
mugGet the Shit-Fuckingmug.

Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!
by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024
mugGet the Holy Shit Fucking Mushroomsmug.

Shit as fuck

Launceston college is a massive shit hole all the teachers care about is the money they are not interested in us students, when you report something to the teachers the don’t do anything. So fuck you launceston collage 🖕🖕🖕
by Bigdickgiles100000 January 4, 2020
mugGet the Shit as fuckmug.

shit fucks hard

When shit slaps & it’s bussin bussin it reaches the level of fucking hard
by Hahshshshdjssndb October 3, 2022
mugGet the shit fucks hardmug.

Shit Fucked

Shit Fucked: Verb , The action of shitting into a condom, freezing it then proceeding to fuck yourself with the frozen shitsickle.
That shits so fucked up it could be considered shit fucked. No Timmy I do not want to be shit fucked.
by Jeffery Edward Epstein May 8, 2022
mugGet the Shit Fuckedmug.

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