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Screaming seagull

The screaming seagull is when a man and a woman are having sex on the beach then the man pulls his penis out suddenly and dips it into the sand before putting it back into her therefore making her scream like a seagull.
I gave my mother in law a screaming seagull at the family reunion.
by Charlie the Angel February 9, 2017
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screaming lemur

At the end of banging out your partner, you pull out and jerk it into their ear while screaming like an angry monkey.
"Dude my wife pissed me off so much yesterday I gave her the old screaming lemur."
by Poondiggity420 March 11, 2017
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Screaming beach

When at a very hot sandy beach, the act of pulling your foreskin back and sticking your penis into the burning sand. Whilst in the sand take foreskin forward again.
John experienced true agony when doing the screaming beach at his stag night
by Amnor June 30, 2017
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Screaming teaser

1. v. - when you slap her wit yo dick, and she lets out a high pitch screech
Sharty wasn't fuckin wit me til I gave her the ol' Screaming teaser... now the bitch won't leave me alone!
by Sweetbabyray October 14, 2017
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screaming thigh sweats

That special feeling a lady gets when she's around her special someone. The feeling is in her lady bits and is best described as a cross between dish-cloth moisture and volcanic heat.
Oh my God, Becky! The bulge in his pants gives me the screaming thigh sweats!
by Soulson June 2, 2018
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Scheming season

Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.
“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”

Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.

Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
by AK47! June 21, 2019
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Screaming Banshee

A beautiful sound made by a gorgeous electric open wheeled race car, created and owned by the one and only formula student team who could ever tame such a wild beast as the screaming banshee.
Scott: Hey did you hear that?
Dr Wordley: Hear what?
Scott: That sound! That's the Screaming Banshee on the track testing!
Dr Wordley: I think I'm in love
by Ricciardo September 10, 2021
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