Satan

Belongs in a conceptual cage.

Pastor "Satan belongs in a cage."

Iam "What makes you think you can control Hym better than I can?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

Satan

1. The instagram account that all middle school atheists go to hoping that it will be some inspirational stuff, but soon realize its just funny posts thaf they wouldn't have understood if not for school. 2. The devil

1. @satan is like the best account I've ever seen!

2. Catholic man talking to his kids, "Go do your homework or you'll get to slack around forever in hell with Satan!"

by I Don't Matter to You March 4, 2015

Satan

A character that is usually depicted as evil but really deep down is a sensitive person.

He’s also Suddam Hussein’s lover.

Satan: Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long. Until the sun came up... We would just lie in bed and TALK.
Suddam Hussein: That's because I wanted to fuck you, dumbass! Now hows aboot you get those pants down!

by fuckyoudude January 24, 2018

satan

the person that pisses you off the most and most often.

my sister is satan...

i am satan

by drak March 16, 2005

Satan

Dan Warlick is Satan

AKA Mulatto Dan
AKA Member of The Trifecta of Dans

Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."

Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time

"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan

Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.

by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 5, 2004

satanic

like umm......to be evil

like new zealanders are satanic for having sex with sheep.

by dimitri52439 October 28, 2005

satan

The one TRUE and REAL God! He deserves to be worshipped as such! Hail Satan!

Satan is Lord...All HAILL SATAN!

by Shannon Morris September 16, 2006