sameetjob

When a woman performs felatio on a man whilst he drops a cleveland steamer on her, in conjunction with her giving birth (not necessarily to the baby of the man receiving the sameetjob) to a child.

-"Yo, dat bitch gave me a sameetjob in da hospital yesterday."
-"Was it your child?"
-"I dunno...who gives a shit? It's still a sameetjob!"

by Ramakrish March 23, 2007

samellies

three hot and sexy bitches

Bob: HEY Look at those Samellies walking down the street,
Dave: Oh fo sho! Aren't they some hot and sexy eye candy.

by Esther and Marge March 27, 2008

samez

Samez means "same". There is no other way to define it unless you have a inside joke with someone else ok?! SAMEZ MEANS SAME!

(assuming you have a phone)

Sarah: I have a phone
You: Samez

by thestormerway May 13, 2018

Same Dog Washed

Two alternatives meaning the same thing.

Daz: I cant decide if I should wear my Pink Floyd or Dire Straits T-Shirt this Friday night.

Shaz: You'll look a cunt either way mate, "same dog washed".

by shazthered May 30, 2018

Same head

same head is slang for a person with Down syndrome, on account of all their heads appearing to be the same.

“Oh, here we go again Robbie, look at the state of these same head cunts.”

Or~

“Why, I say Robbie don’t those two spastics appear to have the same head.

“Yes Ollie, they are same heads.”

by Hairyswan August 3, 2018

Samerah

Samerah Is a powerful women with a good heart. She has the most cutest laugh. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she will show you her crazy size. She is very sassy and stylish. Don't mess with Samerah she's a boss.

Who is that?
That's Samerah she's a boss don't mess with her.

by Tofficial February 15, 2021

Sameya

Sameya is beautiful inside and out . She's a social butterfly who is adventurous and loves meeting new people . She's also very intelligent (She's a total know it all) and creative and takes her studies seriously even though she sometimes gets distracted . She usually only focuses on the school subjects that interest her.The reason why she is so talkative is because of how smart she is (you will never get bored around her ) . She's never afraid to share her own opinion and is most determined when someone doubts her . Never get in an arguement with her because she is very quick witted and has a sharp tongue (she will make you sound dumb).She speaks fluent sarcasm and is sarcastic when reacting to dumb people . She gets what she wants by being very persuasive . Never ask her to pick a movie (she's incredibly indecisive because she wants to pick the best choice ) . She's powerful and strong ,often hiding her emotions.She's trustworthy but will tell her best friend everything . Overall,if there's a Sameya in your life ,never let them go because you will regret it !

Her name must be Sameya . She's the smartest person in my class.

by Sabrina Wyatt May 20, 2021