salty pigeon

1. to Salty Pigeon - verb.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.

A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.

2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.

Example 1. Fabien, recently released from the infamous Hooper sex dungeon, climbed the nearest tree he could find and proceeded to salty pigeon all over Stu's Ferrari parked below him.

Example 2.

Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"

by thebigman May 24, 2014

saltysip

one whom drinks from your Gatorade/Powerade while they are sweaty.

Why do you have to be such a saltysip Diego.

by Verbalduckling February 6, 2015

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

Safety Cubicle

An area to escape to in the workplace for a time out. This is typically required when you think your manager is looking for you, when fellow staff members are becoming more annoying than usual, or in its chronic form when you simply overhear your name being mentioned in casual conversation.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.

Officer X: Where's he just run off to?
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.

by numlash October 9, 2016

Salty Dalty

A popular nickname given to Dalton Rapattoni during American Idol: The Farewell Season. Dalton Rapattoni made it all the way to the Top 3. One fan even sent him salt packets as a joke. When he wears a particular hat people call him Grandma Salty. He even did a periscope with Trent Harmon (the winner of American Idol: The Farewell Season). Trent named the periscope "Salty Dalty + Uncle Trent". People are always tweeting him funny things about salt. It is the most entertaining nickname ever.

Hey Salty Dalty!
Vote for Salty Dalty!
I love you Salty Dalty!
Goodnight Salty Dalty!

by saltydaltyrapattoni June 3, 2016

salty winner

Someone who wins a competitive online gaming match, but was generally frustrated the entire game, and probably would have been extremely salty if the game was lost. But since he won because his team carried him, he says such things as "lol" or "gg ez" to protect his fragile ego because he knows he contributed nothing.

The mercy, the salty winner who died 20 times during the match but got carried by their teammates:
Winning Mercy: "GG EZ"
Losing Team: "You didn't do anything all game, you were dead most of the game."
Winny Mercy: "salt lmao"

by Mel Addey November 18, 2018

Safety Wine

A bottle of wine purchased alongside a massive carry out to deal with the inevitable emergency of 1L of vodka and 24 beers not being enough for 3 people on a Saturday night.

Maxi: What's that?

Jonty: this is safety Wine to be opened at 4.30am after we drink our take away and have shots at Laverys

by Geoff Agnew May 22, 2020