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Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Yes. Yes Rudy does. That sexy mf🥵🥰
Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*
by VerySexyMan123 March 22, 2021
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Wing Shlong Ching Chong

The act of when 3 Chinese men stick their penises in all 3 of a Chinese womens holes Mouth, Pussy , Booty
Chinese man: Ohh hellro prease, last night my friends and i gave Ling some Wing Shlong Ching Chong.
by Jtan17 June 8, 2011
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big ass shlong in your mom

when u have a big dick and put it in your birth giver
boy 1. damn did u put that big ass shlong in your mom before this its so wet and juicy
boy2. yes
by big ones only February 26, 2022
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Shlong slap

Where a girl slaps her cheeks against his shlong
by Justinehpsaucep September 4, 2016
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Shlong

I have got a massive shlong
by Mr boi May 28, 2018
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Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.
Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.
by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018
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Shlong

It’s The Perfect Size Cock, It’s Thick And About 6.5-7 Inches. It’s Smaller Then A Shalong But Taste Amazing, Just Like A Shalong. It Will Make You Shake And Fall Off The Bed And Squirt All Over. You Will Drip Cum Out Your Perfect Tight Gapped Hole And Shlong And Be Liquified Perfect
Daddy Says Young Son; Can I Taste And Feel Your Shlong.
Young Son Says; AHYA Daddy I Gonna Jackhammer Your Booty Hole Like I Banging The Concrete And Face Fuck Overflow Your Mouth And Make You Moan All Night And Making You Shake And Looking Like Frosty The Snow Man Filled Up.
Daddy Says To Young Son; FUCK YES PAPI DO IT FROM THE SUNRISE TO THE NEXT SUN RISE DIG AND PLOW ALL AROUND SEXY YOUNG SON PAPI.
Young Son Say; Ok Daddy Kong, And Bends Daddy Over All Around The House In Every Position And Overflows His Creamy Milk Shake In Daddy Cave And Makes Sure He Cannot Walk The Next Week makes Daddy Shake And Squirt And Eyes Go white Like BROLY From Dragon Ball Super Young Son Turns Daddy Into A Vanilla Frosty From Wendy's.
Daddy Says To Young Son; PAPI SON OHHHHH YAAAA HAEDER FASTER DIG IT IN ROUGHER SEXY PAPI FREAKY MONKEY EXPLODE IN THERE STOMACH DEEP FUCK ALL THAT CREAM IN AND FUCK IT OUT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AHHHYAAA OHHHH YAAAA FUCK PAPI SON AHHHYAAA Slow Down Papi son It’s to much AHYA
Young Son; Daddy you booty hole drippin ocean milk everywhere you licking it up after I am done Get your head back in the pillow I Ain’t Slowing down until I finish my exploding VANILLA creamsicle
Daddy says to young son; Yes My Sexy Amazing Papi monkey son get freaky wild unleash your inter most freak And Go BERSERKER
Young Son Says; If You Wish Daddy Freaky Love Toy.; Prepare For Impact!
by Donkey Kong Flawless November 11, 2022
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