rutgers

Purgatory where people who couldn't pay for a better school go until they get into a real graduate/medical/law school.

Yeh, I'm going to Rutgers to save money before I get into Harvard Medical School.

by Big Phil September 16, 2006

ratter

fuckhead, wanker, shithead, mainly someone that pisses you off

your a ratter!

by kim August 18, 2003

Rutherfoo

The act of having sexual intercourse with a strange male after a long night of dancing and drinking.

I was so wasted last night, I ended up going home with Bobby and got Rutherfoo'd all night long.

by Dontbescarried June 22, 2008

ritter

to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").

Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.

Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.

Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!

by sprog74 October 25, 2009

rutherjosh

Slang for ninjalooting. The art of swiftly stealing something under the very noses of the rightful owner.
Derived from the legendary player, RutherJosh O'Lush the 5th, a 'Robin Hood'-character from the game of Anarchy Online.
Often used in great appreciation of stealthy skills.

-Wow! You really rutherjoshed his loot!

- You got away with that?? You're a regular rutherjosh!!!

by Fætter BR March 2, 2004

rutgersfest

noun: event in which all students attending Rutgers University, a state university of New Jersey, drink excessive amounts of cheap beer, roast pigs and openly share and contract any number of the hundreds of STDs for which Rutgers is famously known to incubate. It is surmised that one of the residence halls on the Rutgers-New Brunswick campus was a hot zone for some of the more serious epidemics of sexually transmitted diseases of the mid-90s.

"Dude, Rutgersfest '08 was fucking insane. After I polished off 3 cases of Natty Ice, I ate a fuckin' pig eye and woke up in the bathtub with that chubby chick from Alpha Mega Ho. There's a bitemark on my elbow and my balls are really itchy, but It was fucking awesome. I think."

by Lilly Caitlyn Gorman Jr May 3, 2008

rutgers

public university located in new brunswick, new jersey. rutgers has great food(fat sandwiches and pizza), the football games are fun, and there's lots classes to choose from. with that being said... the school continues to desperately hang on to the obscure fact that the first college football game was played here, and desperately continues to hang onto the "public ivy" nametag. parties are usually awful since they tend to revolve around guido infested frats. professors are hit and miss since apparently you don't need to speak english to get a job here. located in a shit city. everyone seems to be here because they slacked off in high school, because the in-state tuition is cheap, or because it's got name recognition. and generally if you plan on having sex with a scarlet knight, you may want to wrap it. twice.

why the fuck did i decide to go to rutgers?

by The Big W February 16, 2008