Rudy

A small dick having, most likely degenerate Jewish motherfucker who enjoys having sexual intercourse with fat bitches or “whales”. This individual most likely also suffers from Down syndrome or is just genuinely fucked in the head.

Oh look it’s Rudy, look how fucking stupid that guy looks.

by Wendy Garrett May 15, 2020

Rudy

A rudy is a person who is a weirdo and is an overall bitch made nigga.

The origin of the word is Saint Paul/Minneapolis, Minnesota.

“Man I don’t know if I wanna do this”
“Stop being a rudy and come the fuck on”

by You’re Wack March 2, 2020

Rudie

He can't fail

Rudie can't fail

by duderuthless December 2, 2021

Rudy

A person that will ask you to do a line of coke of his penis.

Rudy: Hey you wanna do a line of coke of my dick?

by Nutcracker23456 November 22, 2021

Rudied

Verb {past participle, past tense of Rudy} - To be trapped in a conversation which seemingly takes hours to conclude, during which time you find yourself wishing that the stuttering clown that is talking to you would simply blow your brains out to quell the agony brought on by the idiotic discussion.

In all cases, the conversation leads nowhere and is an absolute waste of 17 minutes of your time (minimum).

Overhearing colleges being 'Rudied' may also cause you to lose concentration, take up heavy alcohol/drug use or drive you to abuse your wife and rape your best friends sister.

Engineer 1: What coating should I specify on this part?

Engineer 2: Better check with Rudy.

...

Engineer 1: Hey Rudy, what coating would you suggest I use to protect this part from corrosion?

Rudy: Well -ahhh, baahhdaaadada, ummmm wellahhhhadadadada...... AHhahaaa Zinc... Cadmium... Ahhhhdadaaaaa....

(23 minutes later)

Engineer 1: You son of a bitch! That got me nowhere!! I was in there for 20 minutes!! We’re supposed to be best friends! Why would you send me in there to get Rudied?!

Engineer 2: I know... I heard the whole thing... My bad bro… Hey, where does your sister live again?

by LongDistance123 October 26, 2012

Rudy Serricchio

a typical man from Alabama who loves incest but also thinks he is African-American

Scott: Why would you have sex with your cousin in the back of the bus???
Rudy: Because Im Rudy Serricchio

by ScottDB231 November 14, 2018

Rudi Haylock

He is the shit, the best better then Beau and has a way bigger dick than him. All the girls would love just one ride on that amazing penis....

Who is that man.......he must be a Rudi Haylock because he's better then beau.

by RDU August 29, 2017