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purchase review

An essential part of any shopping trip which takes place when one has caught their breath towards the end of the trip, it is to simply look back and asess exactly what goods they have purchased with their cash, merely for their own benefit and maybe who else is with them.

This usually takes place on the platforms of various train stations pending on where the trip has taken place.
Josh: 'The Train ain't comin till 17:39'

Wilson: 'Oh no that is almost seven minutes away! what ever will we do in that time?'

James: 'Time for a purchase review.'
by ...? November 19, 2004
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SML Reviewer

Also known as SML Critic is someone who has a massive vendetta on a youtube puppet show. They have the inability to move on and accept that the show will never be as good as it used to be. They are among the biggest hypocrites in the fandom because of the fact that spend time whineing about how "toxic" the community is when they are usually play a big role in it by sending death threats to fans who are under the age of 18 and unnecessary personal shots to like "Your parents must of failed you kid" Reeeee I'm going a grown up fat man who can't control his own emotions. A lot of these SML Boomers turn out to Pedophiles as well. What were the odds.
Some SML Reviewers even make their own puppet shows that are worse than the product they complain about. They have no passion/creativity because hate, spite, and negativity has consumed them into keeping them in the same circle jerk elitist bubble.
by Rural Encyclopedia June 22, 2025
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The Fox News Review show

A nickname Tim Pool gave to Brian Stelter's show, reliable sources.
Reliable sources is basically the just The Fox News Review Show
by Eushshtb April 15, 2021
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Oso Reviews

It is a youtube series made by a child who is never impressed with the final product even though others encourage him to make more.
Me: Hey, do you know the definition of mediocrity?
You: Yea its Oso Reviews
Me: Thanks!
by SullivanNephew May 13, 2017
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review guilt

the twinge of guilt felt after making yet another purchase decision from amazon based on customer reviews, knowing full well that you yourself have never contributed a review. this is a distinctly first-world problem... you selfish prick.
"So after reading four bad reviews in the last six months i decided not to buy that router, but now i have this review guilt because i won't help other lazy assholes like myself. "
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"
by war-n March 13, 2019
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5 star review Walmart

The 5 star rating is connected to the union movement at Walmart. Talking about getting or giving a 5 star review is suggesting union activities.
Wow, I hear that Walmart has the worst Healthcare options and treat their employees horribly. I can't wait until employees 5 star review Walmart.
by Jugglinglogic July 3, 2023
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SML Reviewer

Also known as SML Critic is someone who has a massive vendetta on a youtube puppet show. They have the inability to move on and accept that the show will never be as good as it used to be. They are among the biggest hypocrites in the fandom because of the fact that spend time whineing about how "toxic" the community is when they are usually play a big role in it by sending death threats to fans who are under the age of 18 and unnecessary personal shots to like "Your parents must of failed you kid" Reeeee I'm going a grown up fat man who can't control his own emotions. A lot of these SML Boomers turn out to Pedophiles as well. What were the odds.
Some SML Reviewers even make their own puppet shows that are worse than the product they complain about. They have no passion/creativity because hate, spite, and negativity has consumed them into keeping them in the same circle jerk elitist bubble.
by Rural Encyclopedia June 22, 2025
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