Return pile

When you poop into someone’s bum

I gave her a return pile last night

by Xoxodevilish July 1, 2021

Return to sender

When you get a facial and spit it back into his mouth.

I got a facial, but he had some funky spunk. So I return to sender

by Xoxodevilish July 1, 2021

Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012

Return Investment

Buying an item with the intention of using it briefly, then returning it.

The game is going to be so much better with this awesome sound system. I have to return it tomorrow, though, because I paid for it with rent money. It is just a return investment.

by kittykittyboomboom April 6, 2012

return the favor

sending nudes

"Hey, could you for the love of God, return the favor?"

by OmniBreaker November 16, 2018

Return of the Hack

If you told them your phone is being tapped you would lose all credibility
🥚

"how do you know all that you know? why do you do that to me?"
- "Return of the Hack. Return of the Hack. Return of the Hack." 🎶

by Krkič February 26, 2019

Pint of no return

The point while eating a pint of ice cream after which the only reasonable course of action is to finish the entire pint of ice cream and feel like a pig rather than putting the remaining ice cream back in the freezer

Susan had only wanted to eat a single serving of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream with her late-night Gilmore Girls marathon, but unable to stop herself, she soon crossed the pint of no return.

by Atticus_21 June 13, 2018