by cosmic87rus April 25, 2024
Get the religious watchermug. Oh yeah shit my guys that's pretty bad. I see how you would think that that is my fault.... Buuuut...
Hym "Oh who that seems like a pretty egregious case of reverse religious persecution. That's what you get for being too much better than everyone shit-brain. Hahaha! Oh-boy-oh-jeez This is like that time in DC where the fated battle between Orion and Darkseid finally takes place (I think it's Infinite crisis?) And Darkseid is, like, aware of the prophecy and shoots a magic gun... Into the future... To shoot Orion as Orion kills Darkseid... And Darkseid... Positions himself in such a way... That it leads him to fall ON TOP OF the DC universe... That was tight. This is like that. Except I'm not dead... And Orion is STILL dead... And I just stand back up and fart as I walk way from the freshly destroyed Universe..."
Iam "Oh shit wow... That is spooky. My bad."
Iam "Oh shit wow... That is spooky. My bad."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2023
Get the Reverse Religious Persecutionmug. when a person doesn't have sex or masturbate during a certain part of the year for religious/moral reasons
by Sexydimma March 13, 2015
Get the religious denialmug. The ability to believe whatever the fuck you want no matter if you have evidence or if the claim is ridiculous or outlandish.
Person A: God is real.
Person B: Proof?
Person A: I don't need proof, just respect my belief.
Person B: So if someone said Spongebob was real, you'd respect their belief?
Person A: No.
Person B: Well, then you just have religious privilege.
Person B: Proof?
Person A: I don't need proof, just respect my belief.
Person B: So if someone said Spongebob was real, you'd respect their belief?
Person A: No.
Person B: Well, then you just have religious privilege.
by Gametoon June 18, 2023
Get the religious privilegemug. When a person doesn' have sex or masturbate during a certain time of year for religious/ moral purposes
Things like Lent and 10 Days of Repentance, possibly even Ramadan. are supposed to be for religious denial.
by Sexydimma May 6, 2016
Get the religious denialmug. A Religious Hypocrite is an Athian that tells christians that their isn't any god, yet they believe in him them-selves.
Athian: God doesn't exist!
Atheist: Yeah! God sucks.
Athian: Don't be so mean, god is all loving..
Atheist: *confused*
Atheist: Dude, that's being a religious hypocrite.
Atheist: Yeah! God sucks.
Athian: Don't be so mean, god is all loving..
Atheist: *confused*
Atheist: Dude, that's being a religious hypocrite.
by Pseudonym Of The Dictionary May 14, 2015
Get the religious hypocritemug. People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.
Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."
Omer: "You just fake religious."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."
Omer: "You just fake religious."
by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020
Get the fake religiousmug.