When the girl in front of you is on her phone, while giving it to her from behind. Just as she's about to text, you thrust into her with the force of a Ford Super Duty F-350 XLT into the back of a Toyota Corolla, sending the phone flying and you're yelling "Green means Go, bitch!!!"
Me: Yo, that chick was so distracted on her phone, I had to give her the Winnipeg Rear-Ender. She was ballistic that her phone was busted and wanted me to be 100% at fault. But Autopac assessed it at 50-50. Shit was sweet!
by anonymous February 1, 2021
Get the Winnipeg Rear-Endermug. I am going to rear pierce you if you don’t do the dishes.
I’m pretty sure I got so drunk that some one rear pierced me last night.
I’m pretty sure I got so drunk that some one rear pierced me last night.
by OG rear piercer February 11, 2019
Get the rear piercemug. Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.
Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
by Stoney69 December 22, 2020
Get the Rear end shitsplosion: Part 2mug. When you fart and stink up the whole bus but it's moving so the smell gets compressed in the back and overpowering all other smells.
by Smellyfingers October 16, 2023
Get the Rear cloudmug. When a stupid cuh believes he has opps and decides he will tell others to watch their rear view in attempt to scare the opposition
by World-Dictionary February 28, 2023
Get the Watch yo rear viewmug. Amazing guy. Mostly gay and not afraid to show it. Will make you smile when your down, and will hold your hand past your ex to make him jealous.
Is into techno music and raves. Wearing converse and tight girl pants. Will say obscene things to make you laugh, and will deck you in the arm if you say something offensive.
Is into techno music and raves. Wearing converse and tight girl pants. Will say obscene things to make you laugh, and will deck you in the arm if you say something offensive.
by AlexandraHeartless March 31, 2010
Get the Rear Riding Ryanmug. A male or female's entertainment rich rump. Usually well formed, large but not overboard.
Can be abbreviated as RES, or just Rear Entertainment.
Can be abbreviated as RES, or just Rear Entertainment.
Wow (he/she) has quite the rear entertainment system.
Looks at the size of that RES!
And I thought my Hummers RES was fly!
Looks at the size of that RES!
And I thought my Hummers RES was fly!
by Cinap April 7, 2009
Get the Rear Entertainment Systemmug.