the person reading this

The person reading this....

IS A HOE AND DESERVES IT EVERYTIME THEY ARE COCKBLOCKED

some random girl(or whoever you are attracted to): *minding their own business*
the person reading this: well hello bb girl u lookin real fine today may I ask-
me: FUCK OFF YOU HOE

by Box that one gay kid May 10, 2022

to read a book

Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)

"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"

by Monkey! December 3, 2004

read the bible

A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.

"Hey Jimmy, wanna come over and read the bible?"

"Ok, sounds good, i'll bring my lighter"

by Kentt August 4, 2007

reading day

the day after classes are done with in college and the day before exams starts.... reading day usually consists of sobering up from the night before and sleeping off the hangover, there is no reall reading or studying for that matter going on at all!

what are we doing for reading day?????

by ASU student December 7, 2006

Reading smut

Reading smut is you reading sexual content that make you wanna commit arson.

Did you start reading smut yet bitch?

by Nerdwastaken December 21, 2021

read for filth

To 'read' is to harshly critiqued/insult someone with your quick wit. To 'read for filth' is to really lay into someone and verbally (and often humorously), tear them apart.

I don't just read a bitch...I read for filth.

by Maveywavey October 11, 2016

North Reading

Formerly 2/3 farm land in Northeastern Massachusetts. Dialing a phone back in the 70s only consisted of 5 numbers. Now you must dial an area code, exchange, number and press (1) for English. Was once able to ride down the main street on a bike wearing a blindfold while picking your nose. Now in the new millennium there is a Wendy's, Macdonald's and a Wal-Mart with gulls circling around the parking lots. Even though there is multi-million dollar homes you still need the Spanish-English dictionary if you want to buy a burger. Kids bring weapons to school in their parents BMWs or Mercedes and pop oxycontin like candy from a pez dispenser. All the original townies still think it is 1980 and they wear tight jeans and have mullets. All the new rich people are stuck up fucks that think their shit don't stink, and the cross-over people that cut their mullets off became stuck up cunts.

North Reading used to be a nice little town with quiet safe streets, but now it is just an over populated, forest ruining, money hungry Jones following city.

by Dink Weed February 21, 2008