programmabilitive

The ability to program in a creative fashion.

Dude, I wish I had the programmabilitive ability that CliffyB or Senocular have.

by Kirupa August 31, 2004

Programming the ENIAC

Used to describe a particularly daunting and tedious task, but usually one with very good outcomes. Originates as a reference to the programming of the first computer, the ENIAC (Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer), which would take hours to program simple math functions. Programming was done with a series of switches and in binary (1s and 0s).

"Passing Ms. Smith's English class is like programming the ENIAC."

by Frank The Box Monster November 12, 2013

Program Whore

A person that owns a computer and stores way too many programs and has too many icons on his/hers desktop.

Look at all of those programs you got! Wow you're a freakin program whore!

Hey, program whores are good to have around! They have the best programs to recommend.

by Stormwulf May 2, 2014

program r

A code-based computer software created to torture students of statistics in order to drag their souls into perpetual hell. Once you lay your eyes upon the console, you are doomed to an eternity of errors and "visible eval."

Student 1: Did you do the problem set using program r?
Student 2: I started but then I think I saw the devil so I stopped.
Student 3: This class makes me want to kill myself!
Student 4: If you do, you better take me with you!

by amplexus_jane April 5, 2015

programmatismophobia

A fear of programming; a fear of coding

Derived from the Greek word for "programming": programmatismos

My programmatismophobia is giving me major anxiety and a huge knot in my stomach every time I try to start developing a web application.

by Misha Phoenix October 2, 2017

programmer

Someone whose computer has afflicted them with Stockholm Syndrome

Person 1: Hey, man what do you do for a living?
Person 2: Oh, I'm a programmer.
Person 1: Oh no, you need to see a therapist.
Person 2: No, it's okay; I know my computer really loves me.

by McSquidy January 25, 2022

programmer

A person paid to be a professional Googler

Oh look a professional programmer(googler)

by MooshiMooshiFrog January 29, 2022