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pyramid high five

where two males bang a female and as one is hitting it from the back the other is hitting it from the front and they high five over the girl creating a triangle as a pyramid
me and bob had a pyramid high five over a babe
by asdlkjlas January 27, 2017
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Pyramid Builder

A racial term used to define Egyptians
guy: whats up my pyramid builder
egyptian guy: bro what
by Aliyy January 31, 2024
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the mayan pyramid

It is when you get your dick sucked and your ass ate (or your pussy ate and as ate dealers choice) at the same time.
Bro, I was the top of the Mayan pyramid last night it was awesome.
by coolesthentai July 7, 2023
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pedo-pyramid

A pyramid scheme involving pedophiles. Enlisting pedophiles can bribe enlisted pedophiles based on intimate knowledge of violating the law because they're all sick and twisted.
Yeah, it's a pedo-pyramid. In Florida you can grab women by the p*ssy without consent if you're rich and molest underage girls.
by pedosonblast September 4, 2025
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Egyptian Sex Pyramid

Three, Twenty, thirty-five, doesn't matter. With the Egyptian Sex Pyramid, you can have the greatest triangle orgy of all times.
by FAYGO_IZ_LIFE January 31, 2019
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Pyramid Builder

The MAN of your Dreams who can bring you to Edge of the Seven Wonders....then show ya how he built that sh*t.
Gasp, groan, (something in Dolphin-ese).......you’re a *beautiful Pyramid Builder!!!!!

(*may, or may not be, paraphrased)
by Chugglenuts September 6, 2022
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Pyramid Theory

Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"

"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
by the modhatter June 11, 2025
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