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egyptian pyramid

when a girl is getting dogged from behind by one guy, giving head to another guy, while jerking off the third guy. Simultaneously, the three guys are high-fiving all using both of their hands, forming an egyptian pyramid around the girl.
Yeah me and my two boys last night gave that bitch an egyptian pyramid.
by louman51 October 17, 2022
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On the pyramids

This is the act of being high on Cocaine. This is a well used term in the UK.
Person: Have you seen Mike?

Person 2: No, I saw him yesterday and he was on the pyramids for sure.
by Big boy seawise January 27, 2020
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Pyramid Builder

A racial term used to define Egyptians
guy: whats up my pyramid builder
egyptian guy: bro what
by Aliyy January 31, 2024
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the mayan pyramid

It is when you get your dick sucked and your ass ate (or your pussy ate and as ate dealers choice) at the same time.
Bro, I was the top of the Mayan pyramid last night it was awesome.
by coolesthentai July 7, 2023
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Pyramid Builder

The MAN of your Dreams who can bring you to Edge of the Seven Wonders....then show ya how he built that sh*t.
Gasp, groan, (something in Dolphin-ese).......you’re a *beautiful Pyramid Builder!!!!!

(*may, or may not be, paraphrased)
by Chugglenuts September 6, 2022
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Pyramid Theory

Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"

"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
by the modhatter June 11, 2025
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pedo-pyramid

A pyramid scheme involving pedophiles. Enlisting pedophiles can bribe enlisted pedophiles based on intimate knowledge of violating the law because they're all sick and twisted.
Yeah, it's a pedo-pyramid. In Florida you can grab women by the p*ssy without consent if you're rich and molest underage girls.
by pedosonblast September 4, 2025
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