spiderman built the pyramids

The truth.

Spiderman built the pyramids.

by faithfulchristian69 June 9, 2018

Pyramidiot

An idiot (hence, pyramidiot) who believes that the pyramids of Giza were built by aliens / atlanteans / mammoths / invisible pink unicorns. Usually related to those who believe that some re-carved glyphs at Abydos are in fact depictions of helicopters / UFOs / submarines / jet planes etc.

Pyramidiot: "I have inconclusive, random and completely and knowingly mis-interpreted data to suggest that the so-called Khufu's pyramid was, in fact, built by aliens with the aid of mammoths"
Person B: "You, sir, are a pyramidiot!"

by Krys_1304 October 9, 2008

Hence the Pyramids

From an old play that focuses on the life of an Egyptian farmer.

"I will now show you the camel. This particular animal eats mud, shits bricks, and has a triangular arse-hole. Hence the pyramids."

by Devin September 1, 2004

Pyramids of Egypt

A sex act involving two men and three women in which the dudes high five each other from opposite ends of the sex-train connected by the three girls in the middle. Similar to an Effiel Tower, but with two more girls so it isnt as gay.

Manny and Alec pulled off the Pyramids of Egypt with the three girls they took home from the party.

by lionkiller14 May 18, 2010

pyramidian

Being able to make pyramids out of anything

The Egyptians are pyramidians

by Paintballstaffonly September 12, 2020

pyramidiot

Someone obsessed with pyramids and offers strange interpretations of them on websites, in books and televsion programs.

Daniel Jackson was considered a pyramidiot in the archaeolgy community, though his theories were eventually proven correct.

by 'dris May 11, 2006

pyramidrical

A pryamid shape but not quite yet.

My son tried to draw a pryamid but it was more pyramidrical.

by chinaanne's biggest fan May 21, 2021