bullshit promise

the promise you make to someone who you really don't want to talk to you. usually because you have to do something important or you just really don't like that person. after making this "promise", you some how get tangled up in something more important or you "have" to leave right then. this is a perfect example of a "white lie".

ex. "Just a second, I have to do this first, be right back."

"I just dropped a fat bullshit promise on Karen."

by Pvt. Twitchy February 13, 2007

Prom Night Promise

When you promise your prom date that you will give her "just the tip".

"How did it go last night at prom"

"It was awesome! I gave her the prom night promise but she ended up taking it right to the base!"

by BagStank April 12, 2019

The Promised Neverland

Anime Chicken Run

Eric watched The Promised Neverland and thought of Chicken Run

by Wilted Roses July 19, 2019

Providence Taco

A providence taco, named in honor of Providence, RI, is when a girl is having sex while menstruating and her male partner ejaculates onto the vagina. The blood is representative of salsa while the semen represents the sour cream.

After finishing up with my menstruating female sex partner, I realized I had given her a Providence Taco.

by Taco King of CT December 12, 2009

providence

Home of the Italian mob (note the numerous "Free Buddy Cianci!" shirts worn by college students in the city), Brown University (the ugly stepchild of the Ivy League- where you can graduate taking all classes pass/fail), RISD (which somehow managed to out-Brown Brown University), Providence College (where the kids their take more pride in their BAC than their GPA), Federal Hill (great Italian food- a good side benefit of the Italian mob), Providence Place Mall (funded by the mob, like everything else in this city), and lots and lots and lots of 'hood. There is no middle ground in Providence- you're either in a rich neighborhood or the projects. Oh, and waterfire is pretty cool.

Person A- So, where are you from?
Person B- Providence.
Person A- Oh, you mean Boston's runt cousin?
Person B- Yeah, except the mobsters still run our town.

by Scola December 28, 2005

promiscuous

adj. 1. classification of woman who is identified as being an easy score or lusts in an abmormally frequent manner, easy brain/meat, the type of chick whose skimpy bikini or tight butt shorts and see through top scream, "sexually active since eleven," and tend to harder males of perversion and desperation, a slut

Although my friend Tash seemed a tad promiscuous from the start it turned out she was sworn to virginity.

by riz March 11, 2004

Promised Land

My nickname for a woman's pelvic region and vagina. It's a region of a woman's body, and it is promised to almost every man. Hence, the Promised land.

After I turned 20, I hooked up with a girl and finally reached the Promised Land.

by Ryan J. February 23, 2005