Ossum Possum 

an exclaimation of joy, sadness, anger, or any other feeling where you don't know how to express a feeling, so you yell this phrase. usually pronounced with a lisp, or other funny accent. (not mexican please)

...OSSUM POSSUM!!!

Ossum Possum by Johnny Appl3s33d January 26, 2009

awesome possum 

A phrase equivalent to "spiffy" or "neat." It is best used as a sentence by itself or with "yo" immediately following.

Awesome possum, yo!

awesome possum by Vertigo September 2, 2002

awesome possum 

1. An term of exclamation, generally used when something totally cool happens (e.g. a kid accidentally lights himself on fire, an old lady falls down, or a drunk guy gets knoked out cold)
2. archaic What pilgrims would say after sex

see also word Right on Saigon /word

You: "That pilgrim just got punched in the gut by an old lady!"

Me: "Awesome possum!"

awesome possum by Abe Licoln September 18, 2003

Awesome Possum 

(N) noun:
Derived from France and Germany.
From the Summer of 2010, two mischievous young ladies... Having the time of their lives, have a camera battel, one says she's super cool and the other says she's awesome. The other, in an effort to win the popularity contest blurts out a word so ingenious creating a rhyming apocalyptic eventual phenomena. I'm Awesome Possum!!!
Funnier than Awesome Blossum and more sophisticated than Awesome Fossum.
Please note: this word does not in any way literally visualize an awesome 'possum'.
Possums are hideous and therefore are not awesome.

Anna: Omg Julie! You're so freakin awesome possum!
Julie: Bahhumbug pish posh! Dont be silly I am NO possum!
Anna: Fail Julie, I meant it in a good way.
Julie: Oh fantastic! Let's celebrate over a cup of tea!
Anna: You're only my friend because you have an awesome possum British accent.
Julie: Your brain is equivalent to that of a possum.
Anna: An Awesome Possum-possum brain! (pun-intended).

Awesome Possum by The_Alien_Next_Door October 20, 2012

And Then, The Possum 

When you yell something that makes turn around, and want to make people think it was someone else.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.

Person A: KYLE!!!!!!
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?

And Then, The Possum by ThisOneTimeAtBandCamp February 23, 2009

Awesome Possum!!!!!

It means wicked awesome!!!!! (Durrrrhhhh)

Dude, Pirates of the Carribean was an awesome possum movie!! Sugar!!

Awesome Possum!!!!! by Heythatswickedawesomepossum katygurl November 14, 2003

Playing Possum 

When your traveling with a group of guys, all sharing a room. Only a couple of the guys are able to bring home some drunken hotties. When they get back to the room, the rest of the guys "play possum" and pretend to be asleep. When the girls are naked and getting in to it, the possum's come to life!!

"Six of us were down in Miami and Bob and Jim brought home these drunk girls. We were playing possum for about 20 minutes, but the possums woke up and got in on the action"

Playing Possum by Jason Bates February 6, 2009