najafali position

A sexual position where you're doing it doggy-style, on your tippy toes, with your right hand placed on your lower back for extra thrust.

"He really did a number on her performing the najafali position"

"Oh child, I love it when ma man gives it to me najafali position!"

by Alf5 February 24, 2010

Man Positioning System

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.

Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!

by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009

mountainman position

When a girl has her back to a rockwall and the man is facing her and they are having sex

I was at this party and I got in the mountainman position with a hot chick

by brazyon June 28, 2009

Library Position

The action of holding hands. Or being forced to.

Guy1: Hey I saw you in the hallway with your girlfriend! You guys walk so close.
Guy2: Yeah she always wants to be in library position.

by pmakattttttack August 24, 2009

Position A

The preferred option or outcome in any given situation.

Going to the movies and seeing World War Z instead of Man of Steel would definitely be Position A.

by eudedude August 18, 2013

positional amnesia

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.

After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"

by Barking Frog December 1, 2013

positionsig

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person 1: omg that party was off the hook!
person 2: dont you mean that party was positionsig?

by positionsigfanpage June 28, 2021