buttcrack-poor

So poor one has to store their money in their butt because one can't afford a wallet
"As an aspiring artist with no prior education, I was buttcrack-poor"

"My buddy was buttcrack-poor during college. Those were some rough years."
by Nymuz December 24, 2022
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COVID Poor

Covid-19 poor is whenever you're not homeless type of poor, you just are running out of money because of this fucking pandemic.
Bob: Bro, are you almost homeless?
Jack: No dude, I'm just COVID Poor.
by Hispanic Rhino December 26, 2020
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crypto-poor

Having a large amount of money in crypto currency, but refusing to take any of it out of one’s crypto wallet, in fear of not making more money.
He’s crypto-poor. He has a million in doge but lives in a shoebox apartment.
by DazzyTheMermaid May 17, 2021
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poor lad

a poor lad is defined as a person of the male gender mostly beginning with R. Mostly: Roman, Richard or Roan.
Lucy: “Look at that poor lad over there”
Dave: “Oh yeah, his names Roan I think.”
by Alex22_5 May 07, 2022
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Poser Poor

A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.
by Booooomerrr! October 02, 2019
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Digital poor

The dire fiscal situation of having next to nothing in the bank because you withdrew most of it before an auto payment went through and left you with nothing.
“All I have is cash at hand. I’m digital poor.”
by Rubiwan August 26, 2022
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uni-poor

When your friends at uni never come out with you anywhere or do anything because they always complain or give excuses that they never have any money because they are students.
Is Fred coming to the strippers?
I hope so, he's invited. I just hope he doesn't go all uni-poor on me.
by G Banger January 16, 2009
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