Ryan poke

when someone acts like a gay pervert and will swoop in and steal your man with his epic dab moves and fuck him while you watch

stop being a ryan poke
joe just pulled a ryan poke on my boyfriend

by mysteriousmist January 24, 2020

paper poke

Paper poke is a paper bag.

My grandpa uses a paper poke to carry his groceries.

by April Mae November 15, 2017

I'm poking that

Expression is used when a person as an alternative to "I'm hitting that."

When you see a girl you're poking on facebook walk by, and you say to your friend "I'm poking that".

by PandaMama January 24, 2012

smoke and poke

A hookup website that is for people that like to smoke weed and then have sex while stoned.

Mary jane joined Smoke and Poke so she could meet a guy that likes to take hits from the bong and have tantric sex while stoned AF.

by halfbaked69 February 6, 2022

Prius Poke

Similar to the game "punch buggy" the PRIUS POKE involves a light poke to the person next to you upon seeing a Prius. The same finger must then used by the poker to PRIUS POINT to the car that inspired the POKE. If however, you accidentally PRIUS POKE for a non-Prius (ex: Honda Insight) then the poked party may double poke back in response. However if the offending car is found to actually BE a Prius, a single, four finger poke is allowed as recompense. Additionally, a double poke is allowed if you are driving IN a Prius and you see the SAME colored Prius as the car you're in.

Two friends drive along. The driver pokes the passenger.

Passenger: "Hey man, what was..?"

The driver points to a silver Prius parked a block away.

Driver: "Prius Poke."

Passenger: "It better be. Or I will double poke your shoulder a new frickin' hole."

by Erroll Flint January 2, 2011

midnight poke

the act of banging your mate after he/she's been sleeping for a while

Jack jumps into bed for a midnight poke with Jill

by IsmailRules May 31, 2006

poked in the nuts

A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.

Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.

by Sambosa June 24, 2005