Piglet

A shriveled little curly dick that looks like a pig's tail.

*Tom whips his dick out*
Zendaya: We're breaking up because of that piglet!

by PublishLaska March 13, 2025

Proletariat Freedom Index

A proposed alternative metric to indices like the "Economic Freedom Index" (which equates freedom with deregulation). This index would measure the substantive freedom of the working class based on factors like: job security, union density, access to healthcare and housing, free time (leisure vs. work hours), workplace democracy, and power over community decisions. It redefines freedom from "freedom from the state" to "freedom from exploitation and insecurity."

Example: According to the Proletariat Freedom Index, a Scandinavian country with strong unions, a generous social safety net, and codetermination laws would rank highly, while a US state with "right-to-work" laws, no paid leave, and rampant gig economy precarity would rank near the bottom, despite scoring high on a traditional "economic freedom" index.

by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026

Piglet

A person so obese that only someone of a darker color would every try to get pregnant

Man your stupid if you get that piglet pregnant she already had eight kids

by bentgenius June 11, 2025

poleter

At just 19, he's already mastered what most people spend a lifetime trying to figure out. Code runs through his veins — Python, JavaScript, C++, you name it — but he's not just another tech bro. He’s the kind of guy who builds an AI model in the morning, trades crypto by noon, fixes your car engine in the afternoon, and disappears to learn a new language by night. Quiet in the room, loud on the leaderboard.

Not one to chase the spotlight — it follows him. He doesn’t talk much, but when he does, people listen. Call him the Sigma blueprint: self-taught, self-made, and five steps ahead. Whether it’s building apps, cracking systems, or starting side hustles that turn into six-figure ideas, he's not just in the game — he is the game.

He’s not your average 9-to-5 dreamer. He’s writing code at 3 AM, lifting at 6, and planning his next move by 7. Discipline. Hustle. Silence. Results.

Motto: “Move in silence. Deliver in dominance.

he is such a poleter material l

by wanna be poleter September 28, 2025

Piglet

The child of a police officer or someone who works in law enforcement, particularly the stuck up kids who like to think that their parents job gives them power.

“Tommy stole someone’s car last night, but he’s a piglet so he’ll likely get off without punishment.”

by aesthetic garbage November 22, 2025

sucker [piglet]

Australianism for the young of feral pigs.

A sucker piglet is birthed just before the Wet. Usually in September, ripe for Xmas!
The introduced feral pig (Captain Cooker) is a prized
target for sporting enthusiasts throughout rural Australia.
Much loved are the piglets known as "suckers", Great pets and equally tasty when spit roasted for a luncheon snack.

by Sir Dundee July 30, 2008

Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.

Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"

by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013