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stove piping

To lick ones finger and touch a persons asshole in an inappropriate situation such as in a bar, church or resturaunt. To perform a proper stove piping the person must be a stranger. The name refers to the surprised yell of the victim.
I gave that broad a real stove piping last night
by JP408 June 29, 2007
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Pining

it's when u push ur dick against another person's dick and u just like ,, poke each other. that's it. that's pining.
sam: what did you and cas do last night?
dean: oh, we were pining over each other.
by squintyangelcas October 13, 2016
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Pieing

The action of becoming a pie (flavor varies), and cooking yourself.
Me: I'm gonna pie😫☹😨
You: what...
Me: IM PIEING😫😫😫😫😫😫💀💀💀💀💀💀☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹
by Spamton'sboyfriend January 29, 2022
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Palinguist

One who exhibits a knowledge and ability to actually understand and interpret the incomprehensible and incoherent comments and made-up words used by Sarah Palin and her tribe.
Sarah Palin's use of the made-up word, refudiate is not that difficult for any Palinguist. Like any other linguist, they immerse themselves in the mores, airborne wolf-killing and clothing that makes up the Palin culture and language.

When Sarah Palin stated, "As we work and sightsee on America's largest island, we'll get to view more majestic bears, so now is a good time to draw attention to the political equivalent of the species," only a Palinguest could have known that Palin was referring to Kodiak Island in Alaska, even though Hawaii is America's largest island
by bluespiper November 3, 2010
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pillington

Peasant who likes pillows and has no friends
Noah is pillington
by Not_So_Slim_Shxdy June 1, 2016
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Kong-plinger

1) A small furry, yet intelligent hamster-like, rapid-breeding rodent, with large ears and huge feet - often found in colonies under hills in Lancaster - "kong-plinger spotting" is a favourite pastime amongst many youths in the area
2) Common insult amoungst lazy, bone-idle slobs (usually males) who lack sufficient intellect and/or articulation to create a more competent insult
3) Used as an exuse by young human males when they misplace something during the education process.
1) "Lut's see if we cee-an see anae kong-plingers todai!" (young Lancaster male)
2) "You are a kong-plinger sometimes, Steve!" (Anon - lazy bone-idle slob)
3) "The kong-plinger in the desk stole it, Sir!" (young human male)
by Caliban November 17, 2003
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Turn piping

When a girl on the dance floor is dancing so hard with face down and ass in the air, she's turn piping.
Man, that girl is a freak. She was turn piping on me all night long.
by LBCWangThang February 26, 2011
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