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Text-perving

Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'.

Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.
how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap?
i was text-perving you..

stop text-perving me!
by I'MGuinea August 7, 2011
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Laundry Perv

That person who checks out your underwear whilst you put it in the washing machine.
"He's staring at your underwear - obviously a laundry perv."
by LP1993 October 30, 2011
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Book Perv

Someone who gets a sense of euphoria from smelling books, similar to a junkie searching for crack
Melissa sneaks into book stores just to smell the pages, she's been banned from many places, don't get me started on what happened at the library... she's such a book perv
by Dr. Wabby McWaberston May 11, 2024
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Perv

When your mate normally fancies a night down the town .
Fancy a cheeky beer and a perv skid.

Yeah sweet skid legend , nice one
by Ricey March 8, 2023
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Perv

Shuichi Kagehara
What a freak! Kagehara is such a perv!”
by bxnkichi October 17, 2021
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Perv Glasses

Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!
Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!

*Student puts on sunglasses*

*Teacher looks over at the student*

Teacher: Hey, Matthew!

*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*

Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019
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Silly perv

Someone that is pervy but also a bit of a twat thus the wonderful name silly perv. Just used as a jokey name or insult for your friends
“Ah Will you are a silly perv!”
“Hey I’m not”
“That’s what a silly perv would say”
by Chlo0805 October 31, 2020
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