parched

when you've been out all night smoking boges and you wake up the next morning in dire need of a drink

max: paaarrrcccheeeeddd i need a vitamin water. parched

by badgers89 February 24, 2009

parish

adj - The worst story teller in the history of story tellers.

Frederick: "One day I got on a big fucking bus that smelled of hot piss and nasty, hot air. I promised myself I would never do it again, but two days later I found myself on that fucking shitmobile. Then, as I came to a hault..."
Clarice: God damnit, Frederick. You are being such a parish! No one gives a rat's ass!"

by Alice Wonderland January 22, 2006

papshmear

after the gyno gives you a papsmear, he wipes it in your face thus creating a papshmear.

That asshole Joe the Gyno got some papshmear in my nose.

by click January 18, 2003

Palship

Were two people, usually male and female, were friends before entering a sexual relationship with one and other. Neither wants to admit they have emotions for one and other so continue as 'friends with benefits' and do not enter into a relationship.

Guy: Sheree and I are always fucking each other
Guy 2: Why not just make her your girl?
Guy: Na, can't risk our friendship
Guy 2: So it's just a palship? A relationship without bullshit

by BootyCallx July 16, 2014

parihs

bridge
GIRLFRiEND OF SPEEDTOGGLED
shes just parihs so good at bridge

POV: You watch parihs for first time

by Phoria June 8, 2021

parched

Two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.
Hob Nobs go good with a brew because hob nobs rule!

I cant make it i need a brew.

Im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health.

No me biscuit its fallen in me brew.

I had a nkightmare i was parched last knight.

by rodam July 13, 2006

Papshmire

A yiddish nickname; jewish slang for an idiot.

"Oyve papshmire, Becky got shmutz on my shmegeggi."

by Sir Nicholas October 8, 2005