guy1:damn brah you beat
guy2: naw i aint got nothing on hard life
guy1: who that that
guy 2:dude over there he's like 20
guy1:who aint no one there but that old man.
guy2:dude that old man is hard life
guy1:damn.
guy2: told you brah life on tour is rough.
guy2: naw i aint got nothing on hard life
guy1: who that that
guy 2:dude over there he's like 20
guy1:who aint no one there but that old man.
guy2:dude that old man is hard life
guy1:damn.
guy2: told you brah life on tour is rough.
by Gigga-Mo April 11, 2011
This phrase functions as an adjective when describing a girl who is just so fucking "Warped Tour." When a girl wears To Write Love on Her Arms tee shirts everyday and shops hardcore at Urban Outfitters, she qualifies as a "Warped Tour."
"Dude, Kerri is like so fuckin' Warped Tour..."
"What?"
"Yea dude she's like so HXC and all that shit. Look at that 'To Write Love on Her Arms' tee shirt she's rocking..."
"Ohhh."
"What?"
"Yea dude she's like so HXC and all that shit. Look at that 'To Write Love on Her Arms' tee shirt she's rocking..."
"Ohhh."
by That Guy 65 February 11, 2009
White Guy - Hey bro, totally hooked up with a ethnic chick last night!!
Another White Guy - Dude! You got jungle fever!!
Black Girl - Oh girl!! I hooked up with a white boy!
Another Black Girl - Ohh bitch, you went on a European Tour?!
Another White Guy - Dude! You got jungle fever!!
Black Girl - Oh girl!! I hooked up with a white boy!
Another Black Girl - Ohh bitch, you went on a European Tour?!
by OriginalNT April 17, 2011
A diversion that appeals to fat mutant disgusting sexless claymation land beast dragon bitches like Sandy Candy. That Sylvester and Tweety t-shirt accentuates the hideous lumpy sacks of greasy adipose tissue you call tits so well. As soon as that latest hellspun offspring slides out of your leaky, gaping roast beef curtains, you'll have time to go back to the Vineyard and have your picture taken at Dyke Bridge pretending to be Mary Jo Kopechne, only 300 pounds heavier.
The "duck" in "duck tour" comes from the military designation "DUKW" that was assigned to these amphibious landing vehicles built by GM. Sandy Candy doesn't know that because she learns all she needs to know from FOX News.
by Cap Hathaway January 02, 2008
originating from "seven different kinds of smoke," smoke tour is a term used for the endless ride of life consisting of making moves and achieving goals while doing really cool shit along the way.
by dupree nords February 03, 2010
The act of mounting woman without regard to age, build, history or hygiene. Usually this includes a world map which is colored in as a checklist for every ethnicity boned.
After intercourse was portrayed with the stranger, he proclaimed she's part of the world tour, as he colored in Peru.
by JustinMartin July 06, 2009
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