munch rug

eat hairy pussy

i want to munch rug.

by chovasie January 13, 2009

monster munch

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

by Steve August 28, 2003

munch boyfriend

Someone who loves eating pussy, and eats it like they're starving. That's also your boyfriend.

My boyfriends a munch boyfriend, I love him

by Stinkledoob June 3, 2023

Backseat Munching

Backseat Munching is the act of instigating // starting shit amongst others in order to cause chaos.

Another instance of Backseat Munching is in videogames. Upon fighting a difficult mob, or boss they are backseat munching your lets-play causing you a headache.

1st Example: "Yo John was backseat munching and telling Chris that I called him fat"

2nd Example: "That mob in Minecraft was backseat munching so hard! Killed me 3 times damn it!"

3rd Example: You're playing jackbox & the spectators are being backseat munchers, they're adding input that doesn't effect the game just to start shit between the players.

by NitroPvPYT March 18, 2022

guff munch

a person/being that consumes and digests methane gas (guffs/farts) commonly for pleasure and joy. guff munchs scran guffs typically as the guffer walks away or isnt looking by open mouth inhaling them so they can get a full taste.

"see that girl ava she is a guff munch she likes wet ones"

by cal.lancey April 9, 2023

munch pants

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.

damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him

by beansbeansbeans July 9, 2020

Munched out

The last step of the munchies.

Steps of the munchies
1. Aquire the munchies
2. Munch out
3. Being to full to eat anymore aka. "Munched Out"

by lol378490 October 21, 2014