by Hitlersforeskin22 December 6, 2019
Get the Cum omelette mug.Term used during WLC(warrior leadership course) in the ARMY when a fellow battle buddy switches MRE's(meal ready to eat) when you are taking a piss. You come back to find out your mcrib sandwich was replaced with a vegetable omelet MRE resulting in you calling him a cock omelet out of frustration and disappointment to finding out that you have the worse possible MRE in the face of the earth. Can be used in any situation resulting in where a person is a cock omelet.
"Dave, what are you giggling about?"
"Nothing, Brad"
"WTF!!!! veggie omelet????? what happened to my mc rib MRE?!?!?"
"haha"
"you fucking cock omelet!!"
"Nothing, Brad"
"WTF!!!! veggie omelet????? what happened to my mc rib MRE?!?!?"
"haha"
"you fucking cock omelet!!"
by look at the big brain on brad January 24, 2010
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Scrambled eggs (not yet cooked) Poured into the donor's rectum. Mixture is then released into a pan and ingredients are formed and cooked into an omlette. Garnish with a sprig of cilantro.
I had the best portuguese omlette the this morning. It had corn, lettuce, peanuts, and a hint if lime.
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Get the Russian Omelet mug.A combination of sex and food.
When two people engage in sexual anal intercourse a lubricant is needed.
Egg Whites are a sutiable lubricant.
Now this special move works by break the egg over the anus entrance.
After the egg is broken, the yolk and egg whites are pushed into the cavity with the penis or object.
After the act is complete, the remaining egg that was in the cavity is placed into a frying pan.
The egg is cooked and eaten.
Thus you have a Denver Omelet.
When two people engage in sexual anal intercourse a lubricant is needed.
Egg Whites are a sutiable lubricant.
Now this special move works by break the egg over the anus entrance.
After the egg is broken, the yolk and egg whites are pushed into the cavity with the penis or object.
After the act is complete, the remaining egg that was in the cavity is placed into a frying pan.
The egg is cooked and eaten.
Thus you have a Denver Omelet.
by P-Diddy Denver Omelet May 12, 2007
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