Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

by 0xRage September 26, 2023

Gucci Wifi

Someone who has very good wifi and super fast connection on the internet.

Jason: Wow this is some gucci wifi... It's very fast!"

by datboi101lol April 19, 2021

WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.

1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.

by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017

T-Mobile Wifi

It seems like a great deal when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.

This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!

by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 8, 2023

Matthew's Wifi

Definition of shit

Matthew's wifi is shiat

by Damn450 August 27, 2022

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dutch for: the wifi is ass
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by hannahlolywhosteesyd April 1, 2025

WIFI

WIFI=WHAT IT FUCKING IS

WIFI can be used as a greeting or for stunting purposes.

WIFI, bro. How you been?

Look at my new whip, dude. #WIFI

by MOOKIE GOLDSTEIN November 14, 2016