Cats

Cats- Referring to a group of males.

"I'm not to blame, for the pain , that was caused by previous cats " - Musiq

by Cody June 18, 2004

Cats

A musical play by Andrew Lloyd Webber, stolen from a poem book by T.S. Elliot, in which people dress up in fabulous/stupid cat costumes and sing the exact the words of T.S. Elliot's poems; mixed with some original, but dumb, songs by Webber. The musical is most famous for the ballad, 'Memory'.

Man #1: Hey, I've got two tickets to Cats. You wanna come?
Man #2: The musical Cats? What are you, too lazy to read the book?

by That Depends; Who Are You? September 5, 2009

a cat

someone who makes plans but never falls through with them OR a person who is not chill or "cannot hang" 😤

Sara's cool over snap, but i heard she's a cat.

by lizy pix July 2, 2017

cat

some one who is a cat is a flake and always bails much like a stray cat does when you aproach it

bro alex is such a cat he never shows
alex hella catted on us last night

by glassbluntz July 11, 2010

cat

A cat is a furry asshole who could care less about your feelings. They intentionally ignore you. The only way to get to a cats heart is to give them salami, tuna, or other meats of some sort. Humans call fat cats chonky. cats are also all over the internet. People record their cats doing weird things. Cats may be mean but they are cute. there is a saying, if you give a cat salami he'll be your homie and of course its true. cats may be mean but we love them and one day hopefully they will love us back.

My cat just scratched me but i forgive him because he ate a big bug. Never mind he just threw up on my carpet.

by loovserxlovxer April 2, 2020

Cat

A majestic animal that romes your house at 3 in the morning, knocking over shit and making loud noises to wake you the fuck up. They sleep eveywhere and have all the hatred in the world towards you even though you bust your ass to feed them whenever they keep meowing and will not shut the fuck up.

Cat: *knocks something over at 4 in the morning
Cats Owner : *cleans up the mess while the cat stands there and watches
Cat: *follows owner back up and constantly meows until you feed it

by bm1740 February 15, 2017

Cat

A small furry mammal that meows and likes sleeping.

The cat took a nap on the windowsill, looking outside onto a foggy forest on a rainy day.

by Piper the Cat March 4, 2013