Nigel

nigel is a person with a huge cock and big balls
I wish i was like nigel maybe my girlfriend didn’t cheat on me then
by Peepeepoopoo balls and cock November 23, 2021
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Nigel

Nigel is another way to say the n-word, but it's not racist
Dude 1: That nigel kobe went off for 50 yesterday.
Dude 2: Fax that nigel is cold blooded to the vein
by 12er5ttf June 26, 2019
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Nigel

The correct way for a white person to greet his black friend.
by OhDangerz March 9, 2019
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Nigel

A common type of a friend of Jayden there trust is 100% loyal and they will always share there ssn and credit card info INCLUDING THE 3 DIGITS LOCATED ON THE BACK OF YOUR CARD DM ShadowedHD#2021 on discord if you need help.
Nigel is such a prick fuck him smh
by AvaThaKilla February 7, 2021
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conflicted Nigel

why oh why did my parents give me a spastic name
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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Nigel

Nigel — noun

A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
Colleague V: “what do you have in your gym bag?”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
by Y_C November 22, 2021
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down syndrome nigel

the retarded kid at in class who always had snot running into his mouth
by mrs tosser August 6, 2025
mugGet the down syndrome nigelmug.

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