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The Brocial Network

-Hey dude, you ever heard of The Brocial Network? It's about these chill bros who decide to make this chill website for bros.
by ThunderousApplause February 23, 2011
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Obelyn Network

"I love the Obelyn Network. The Obelyn Network loves me."
by outwear June 24, 2022
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unsocial networking

Connecting to random strangers on online social networks, but having no intention of really getting to know who they are.

The primary purpose of unsocial networking is to seek attention by padding your friends list with as big a number of friends / connections as possible.

Interacting with your connections is really not part of that equation.
Since I started my unsocial networking campaign, I have added 3,528 people on one of my social profiles. Before I started unsocially networking by adding random people I will never communicate with, I only had 67 friends on my list.

Gosh, I feel so popular!
by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010
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Networking Ninja

Noun. A networking ninja is a person who successfully creates a circle of influence to achieve their personal and professional goals. Employs bold networking strategies to effectively build quality relationships and guarantee a win. Must be open to new ideas, new technology and new opportunities. Always ready to share information, give advice and connect people. Mission: a positive impact on society.
After watching a few networking ninjas in action, I now make it my first priority to locate the bar or coffee table first.

We hired some networking ninjas to tweet about all things Sushilicious even before the doors were open.

Networking Ninjas use effective weapons such as Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and other social networks to “karate-chop” your competition.

He is referred to in the business community as a Networking Ninja for his highly effective, unorthodox strategies for getting new customers and generating referrals.
by Knerq April 8, 2011
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Network Nazi

Someone who berates a fellow Facebook user for joining a City Network when they may not actually live in that city.
Paddy - "Why have you joined the London Network? Why? You don't live there. Why would you do that? Why?"

Ruth - "What's it got to do with you - Network Nazi."
by Adam Shepphard May 29, 2007
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network executive

Person that finds all of the good shows on the network and replaces them with reruns of Friends and Cleopatra 2525.
The network executive could not understand why MST3K was not getting amazing ratings at 3 AM.
by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003
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network nazi

Someone who lives in the same house as you, and controls the in-home network in Nazi fashion.
William wont let me forward any ports on our router.. not even for remote desktop. Hes being a Network Nazi.
by Maxtor27 August 19, 2011
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